"I kept a picture of me kissing my dad’s corpse on the forehead in my wallet for years. I’d break it out any time someone showed me a baby picture, just so they would know how it ends."
- Doug Stanhope
"The dead, Your Honor, do not agonize over their crimes and do not long to be happy, as you know."
- Hassan Blasim
"Gallows humor is part of having a doctor in the house. Deal with it."
- J.R. Ward