"Raven: "Don't you notice that?"Alexander: "Notice what?"Raven: "The girls?"Alexander: "What girls?"Raven: "Hello! You were worried about bringing me to a bar when all along I should have been concerne..."
- Ellen Schreiber
"Aunt Libby: "I think I'm getting married! I've been dying to tell you."Raven: "You are? Congrats! Dad didn't mention..."Aunt Libby: "Well, okay, it's not official or anything. In fact, we haven't offi..."
"Raven: "You don't have a hot date, do you?"Alexander: "Yes. I do, as a matter of fact."Raven: "You do?"Alexander: "Yes, and it is almost ending."
"I'm not through with you yet. Are you prepared to accept your punishment?"I nodded reluctantly. I wasn't sure what a vampire's punishment might be. But I was ready to find out."I sentence you to a tho..."
"This club is for members only. But once you join, membership lasts for an eternity."
"I hope you enjoyed your visit. You never know. You may want to join forever."
"I'll give you something to remember ME by... The back of my head!"
"I think I might have to place you under arrest for trespassing. But I always go easy on pretty girls who confess."