"All dwarfs have beards and wear up to twelve layers of clothing. Gender is more or less optional."
- Terry Pratchett
"Under the Mountain dark and tallThe King has come unto his hall!His foe is dead,the Worm of Dread,And ever so his foes shall fall.The sword is sharp, the spear is long,The arrow swift, the Gate is str..."
- J.R.R. Tolkien