"Everyone knows that God protects drunkards and lovers."
- Alexandre Dumas
"Christianity has so much taken roots among us that drunkards sing gospel songs on their way home"
- Bangambiki Habyarimana
"These are the words of a fool: I am happy to be a fool, for i won't spend my time gazing at lines difficult to decipher, while my mates are drinking with glee."
- Michael Bassey Johnson
"The difference between a drunkard and a madman is 10%."
- Auliq Ice