"I told her that I didn't want to take any drugs. That I had come here not to take drugs. "Listen," she said, not unkindly, "up until now I would say that ninety-nine percent of all the narcotics you h..."
- Craig Ferguson
"You need a good bedside manner with doctors or you will get nowhere."
- William S. Burroughs
"Before you treat a man with a condition, know that not all cures can heal all people. For the chemistry that works on one patient may not work for the next, because even medicine has its own condition..."
- Suzy Kassem
"To become a good dog-doctor it is necessary to love dogs, but it is also necessary to understand them - the same as with us, with the difference that it is easier to understand a dog than a man and ea..."
- Axel Munthe
"Never congratulate a doctor for the fast recovery of a patient."
- Raheel Farooq
"Though the doctors treated him, let his blood, and gave him medications to drink, he nevertheless recovered."
- Leo Tolstoy
"The most exquisite pleasure in the practice of medicine comes from nudging a layman in the direction of terror, then bringing him back to safety again."
- Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
"I saved a man's life once," said Granny. "Special medicine, twice a day. Boiled water with a bit of berry juice in it. Told him I'd bought it from the dwarves. That's the biggest part of doct'rin, rea..."
- Terry Pratchett
"Doctors are great--as long as you don't need them."
- Edward E. Rosenbaum
"Every day," I said, "every day I go to work and I see my granddad. I see the drunks and the addicts, the people who have fallen right off the edge of the earth. I see people who have made every bad mo..."
- Pamela Grim