"We must reject the lie of materialism. Your STUFF, does not dictate Your STATURE."
- Jayce O'Neal
"I think life is a lot different for alternative kids nowadays. Texting and the internet mean that being a Goth or something means you're part of a big social scene, it's an inclusive thing. Back then,..."
- Frankie Boyle
"A nation forgetting its own laughter is in a sad state of affairs"
- Sherry Marie Gallagher
"There is Irish Spring, but there is no fall soap."
- Jerry Mooney
"I wish they'd conduct a national poll to find out who feels out of place and who doesn't. Just to get the numbers, you know? To get a feel for how many of us there are. Sometimes at work I get the fee..."
- John Darnielle