"Don't get mad about the infestation of fleas if you keep shopping at the dog pound."
- Valerie J. Lewis Coleman
"For crying out loud, absurd things can happen, none of us is spared.” He reached out and gave her a soft pat on the back. “So screw it, lovey. Enjoy every second you’ve got and stop moping around.” - ..."
- Maha Erwin
"I knew it,” she snapped. “You’re no different from all men. You’re just another jerk pretending to be single! I didn’t wanna wrap a lie into a Christmas present anyway."
"Two must rule together, one for the night and one for the day. this is the way it has always been done."
- Jennifer Silverwood
"Looks like my superpowers don’t come with automatic manicures, thank heaven. I hate long nails."
"Between dainty bites, she told Amie, 'Oh, you simply are as darling a creature as Henry described! I had no idea of your being so grown up! Henry, she is positively frazzleging!' Amie deepened her smi..."
"I am the Merlin, bane of the Vale, terror of the four lands. I am chaos and shadows, the last of my people."
"Veni, vidi, vici. That was easy for Julius Caesar to say; he crossed Italy in a chariot, not on a stupid bike." - Vivia"
- Leah Marie Brown
"Of course I believe in hell. I have three brothers."
- Lois Greiman
"Maybe knowledge is power, but it ain't nearly as as satisfying as punching some smart ass in the chops."