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"If I were to lock you up in a dungeon, I guarantee you would not be bored."

"You'll get fired if anyone finds out about us!""So many rules in this century," Vane muttered."

"Plus, I happened to be a history nerd. Why else would I be interested in a guy born in the year 519?"

"The last declaration he'd made to me hung between us. The L word. The one that had nothing to do with like."

"The combination of razor-sharp wit (completely real) and his credentials (completely fake) had won them over in the end."

"I spit out to my heart and my mind. when you collect them together, they can not show the resistance of an average dick."

"You have a travel vibrator, so I assume you call this one your house vibrator. Store one in your dashboard for a car vibrator too? What about your desk at work? And do they each have their own name, o..."

"Vibrizzio? You named it! Okay, this isn’t even close to healthy."

"There’s a saying, isn’t there, that when you’ve had a near death experience, all you want to do is have sex?"

"There was a part of me that was so horny, I wanted to climb on top of Randall on the first date. But there was also a part of me that was so terrified, I wanted to go home, put on my feety pajamas and..."