"Maybe curiosity did kill your cat. But it wouldn't hurt to keep an eye on the neighbor's rottweiler just the same."
- Lois Greiman
"Honest friends is kinda nice, but it's hard to beat a big-ass lie and a six-pack of brewskies."
"Even choosing the perfect dinner wine loses its earth-shattering importance if your guests happen to be cannibals, and you, the unsuspecting entree."
"When blondes have more fun, do they know it?"
"MADDIE: I know what it’s like to be ignored. I know what it’s like to feel like everyone in the world is against you. I know what it feels like to be on the outside and wanting desperately to be accep..."
- Dixon
"MADDIE: If I can find my own, I can survive on my own. I won’t be dependent on anyone."
- Ruby Dixon
"MADDIE: Change is good. It’s not always easy, but it’s good. And it’s time I made a few changes."
".....if he’s not man enough to stand up to your father, and take the crap he has to dish out, then he’s not good enough to be with you."
- Crescent
"Why did you wear heels? How are you supposed to fight a gargoyle in what you're wearing?"
- Priya Ardis
"Well, can you tell her that?"He looked down at his feet. "I will. I will."Guy-speak for, "I plan to keep avoiding her until she gives up."