"I guess my biggest problem is that I find it easier to relapse than to carry through."
- S.A. Tawks
"My old ways were much more appealing than my new ways."
"When you're in the safety of the future, the past doesn't seem so relevant."
"I have two moods when I get drunk. The common mood is the lazy, happy-go-lucky guy. The uncommon mood is the frustrated, self-deprecating guy. That night was the latter."
"I was far too nervous to be concerned about contributing to the conversations."
"I also smoked two cigarettes, which was pretty good considering I could have smoked five if I'd really tried."
"You'll be making so much cash that you won't know what to waste it on."
"For you, I do morning price."
"My biggest problem is that my flight is to depart from Denpasar International Airport in Indonesia, where the penalty for drug trafficking is death by firing squad."
"If there's anything worse in this world than a bad batch of babi guling, it's hindsight."