"I'm not a hero, though. I'm just a man."
- S.A. Tawks
"It'll be the biggest decision of my life. Knowing me, I'll probably make the wrong choice."
"Anxiety's already tingling my skin."
"A donation to the police officer's back pocket should have you on your way without a problem."
"Appreciate the negatives. Because the negatives are what you learn from to make more positives."
"Yeah," I said because it led to more options than 'no'."
"Do you want me to call the internet police for you?"
"Natural art is the most amazing form of art there is."
"In my defence, I did like my ex until she cheated on me. I just thought the feeling was love."
"Staying out all night and sleeping most of the day is quite a drain on the wallet."