"I'd gotten high enough to fly through time."
- S.A. Tawks
"I figured this guy was a fair dinkum Australian. The type of guy that worked the land all day, cracked open a beer or two at night and called girls 'sheilas'."
"That's one of those questions that you think of a better answer for five minutes after you've answered it."
"I figured, what harm could come from a little bit of fun? Crabs. The Canadian girl gave me crabs."
"I figured that maybe he was only hanging around for the tea and tobacco and when one ran out, so would he."
"Sure, I might not be someone to look up to, but you're no role model either."
"By the first mouthful I knew that I was going to get drunk that night. The drink tasted too good not to."
"What's inside is none of your business. Your business is getting it for him and getting it to him."
"Your choice is your choice and you need to accept what happens, not shift the blame to someone else if it doesn't turn out your way."
"I don't make people smoke pot or meth, snort coke, put pills or tabs in their mouths or shoot themselves up with heroin. I just transport the stuff."