"I hang around kids so people will assume when I act like one it's because I'm babysitting."
- Richelle E. Goodrich
"Derrick, you have to make the air move out of her tummy. You are not assaulting her. You're saving her from a stomach ache. ~Anne Howard"
- Laney Smith
"After six long hours of driving and three rest stops, Tiger pulls up to a snow-topped, metal speaker box just outside the State Penitentiary's first gate in Walla Walla. As he rolls down his window an..."
- Giorge Leedy
"He was willing to pay her to hang around his house and paint Piper's fingernails? It sounded as easy as Britney Spears."
- Erin McCarthy