"Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like."
- Will Rogers
"Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there."
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."
"I never met a man that I didn't like."
"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."
"Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious."
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."
"You know, everybody's ignorant, just on different subjects."
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."
"If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing."