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"I wouldn't yell 'fire' at that slimeball if his ass was in flames."

- Victoria Dahl

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"Lori sat way back in her chair and gave him the once-over. "What in the world's gotten into Ben Lawson? jokes? Flirting? Maybe I should sleep with Molly. I think she's got a magic hooha."

- Victoria Dahl

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"I think he could handle being used. It would be good for him. He's having trouble sleeping."

- Victoria Dahl

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"Ben hid a wince behind his hand, trying very hard not to think of seventy-year-old Ellie Verstgard rolling around with Mr. Wenner. Despite his best resistance, the image scrolled across his brain and ..."

- Victoria Dahl

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"She was a goddamn unicorn of selfishness."

- Victoria Dahl

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