"On the porch were the still-smoking remains of long-stemmed roses, evidence that someone angry and passive-aggressive didn't know Peter was out of town."
- Theric Jepson
"Adding kidney beans to his cottage cheese and pineapple was an act of bravery Dave had not intended."
"Dave put a lot of thought into picking out the books his dad would like least."
"Don't you know a kiss would change the world forever?"