"Adrian was like a sexy, scary Mary Poppins."
- Temple West
"Just for the record, saying 'The surprise hasn't started yet' while pulling something out of your pants is super creepy."
"You know how you get rid of tears?” I asked. He shook his head. “You find somebody you love and you hug them."
"was starting to raise my hand in a thumbs-down gesture, so he said, “Okay, okay! If we don’t drink blood, we look really pale. Regardless of our ethnicity or geographic location or exposure to the sun..."
"She was supportive, didn’t pry or expect anything from me, and sensed when I needed my space. If she were a guy, I’d probably date her. Or, if I were a lesbian. And if she were a lesbian. I guess we’d..."