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"Even fairy tales have limits," said Sophie. "Three people can't have an Ever After. Not without me being alone."

- Soman Chainani

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"- You gave me a dead frog for my birthday!- To remind you we all die and end up rotting underground eaten by maggots so we should enjoy our birthdays while we have them. I found it thoughtful."

- Soman Chainani

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"Hester glowered at her. “The biggest mistake a villain can make is to get caught up in revenge. Hansel and Gretel were two hungry kids trying to survive in the Woods. Mother thought she’d captured ano..."

- Soman Chainani

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"Hold on to me!” Tedros yelled, hacking briars with his training sword.Dazed, Agatha clung to his chest as he withstood thorn lashes with moans of pain. Soon he had the upper hand and pulled Agatha fro..."

- Soman Chainani

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"My behavior last night was poor.""Poor?" Agatha coughed. "You pushed me through a window!"

- Soman Chainani

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"To me, a king is a lighthouse. A guide who can cast his glow across his kingdom and bring every last one of us out of the shadows. A beacon who we can look up to when the world seems lost. A bridge wh..."

- Soman Chainani

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"It's the problem with fairy tales. From far away, they seem so perfect. But up close, they're just as complicated as real life."

- Soman Chainani

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"Turns out all it takes to bring enemies to peace is a bigger enemy."

- Soman Chainani

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"Nothing will ever be enough to satisfy the black hole in our hearts."

- Soman Chainani

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"Agatha: "If you say anything smug or stuck-up or shallow, I'll have Reaper follow you home."Sophie: "But then I can't talk!"

- Soman Chainani

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