"For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone."
- Sam Levenson
"For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.For beautiful hair, let a child run his fingers through it ..."
"Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it's at the end of your arm, as you get older, remember you have another hand: The first is to help yourself, the second is to help others."
"Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together."
"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button."
"The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent."
"Love at first sight is easy to understand it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle."
"The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy."
"Insanity is hereditary you get it from your children."