"A man who offers to cook after he's seen you trying to freeze a dead dog has to be at least a little bit keen."
- Rosen Trevithick
"When it comes to your self-esteem, it is best not to value the opinions of deluded psychopaths."
"You know you’re dealing with a numpty when her saving grace is that she didn’t help to cover up a murder."
"My first kiss as a single woman. It sent a tingle sprinting down my spine like a tingle panther."