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"Boric, feeling dizzy and light-headed, shambled toward Randor’s corpse, which was still making an impressive effort to pump blood to Randor’s head. His head unfortunately lay some three feet away — an..."

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"He had intended his address to be somewhat more comprehensive than this but was forced to cut it short, having been stabbed between the ribs with a broadsword."

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"...but there's always he'll want to torture your boss anyway. Just recreationally, I mean.""Wow that would be terrific," I said"

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"What is that thing? It looks like a model of the human digestive tract made from broken beer bottles and sadness."

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"The crowd was getting hysterical, so I reached into my back pocket and flippe open my wallet to reveal my badge. "Official business," I announced. "Please leave the area." This had the desired effect;..."

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