"That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: it said, 'goodbye"
- Richard Armour
"Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong."
"It is possible that librarians will be robots, controlled by Master Minds having mastery of a master computer at the Library of Congress.Or there will be no libraries and librarians, flesh-and-blood o..."
"William Shakespeare...was baptized on April 26, 1564. When he was born is disputed, but anyone who argues that it was after this date is just being difficult."
"It's all right to hold a conversation, but you should let go of it now and then."
"some libraries are no longer called libraries but are known as Learning Resource Centers or Media Centers. Librarians, however, are still generally known as librarians and not yet as Learning Resourci..."
"Adolescence is when children start trying to bring up their parents."
"Some people can carry a tune but they seem to stagger under the load."
"There is some consolation in the fact that even though your dreams don't come true neither do your nightmares."
"Almost nothing is known about Homer, which explains why so much has been written about him."