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"I would actually write books totally full of nothing BUT kissing scenes, but apparently people like books to have, like, "plots" or whatever."

- Rachel Hawkins

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"It just seems like overkill when you already have a dagger and I have superpowerful magic at my disposal.”“‘Superpowerful?’”He stood up, a gold chain dangling from his fingers. “Let me remind you of t..."

- Rachel Hawkins

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"Jackass, jackass on the wall, where's the info on Hex Hall?"

- Rachel Hawkins

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"I picked up the nearest weapon I could lay my hands on: a stapler. I lifted it, going for “menacing.” I admit it lacked a certain elegance, but hey. It was worth a shot. David placed his hand on my ar..."

- Rachel Hawkins

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"Yeah, I was thinking about taking one of those showers where you huddle in the corner fully clothed and cry," Archer offered."

- Rachel Hawkins

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"So hologram means--" I finally said."It means non-corporeal, yeah. Which sucks seeing as how there are a lot of very corporeal things I'd like to do with you right now."

- Rachel Hawkins

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"Right. So no plans at all then?"Jenna frowned. "Other than rocking in the fetal position for a while?""Yeah, I was thinking about taking one of those showers where you huddle in the corner fully cloth..."

- Rachel Hawkins

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"No, but as a vampire, I'm able to detect subtle shifts in emotional energy."

- Rachel Hawkins

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"Whoa, I'm your girlfriend now?" Archer shrugged. "We've tried to kill each other, fought ghouls, and kissed a lot. I'm pretty sure we're married in some cultures."

- Rachel Hawkins

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"It's always going to get better someday. Sometime in the future, things won't be so crazy."

- Rachel Hawkins

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