"I would want forever with you."
- Penny Reid
"She disliked me. But she worshipped my brother. He didn't see her, not really. Not like I did."
"When you cried, I learned what helplessness tastes like. Because all I could do was swallow."
"Alex the waiter was on my Spank Naughty list in third place, right after Henry Calvill the actor, then Henry Calvill as Superman. He was proof that God existed, and that God loved straight women."
"Does he give you zings in your things?"
"This is just your penis having the feels for my vagina. Your penis is making prank calls! and every single time your penis makes a prank call, my vagina answers the phone. And then you hang up. Or you..."
"Each marriage is a living thing, just as complex as the two individuals within it."
"She was a damn good kisser, maybe the best I'd ever had the immense pleasure of kissing. It helped that her lips were like pillows and she tasted sweet. Not like strawberries or peaches. Sunshine and ..."
"I'm after a woman who likes sex but doesn't put the lust part above the intelligence part. She could have a hundred partners for all I care, just as long as they've been vetted for psychopathic tenden..."
"I didn’t like trusting, I didn’t like setting greater than mild expectations,"