"Vibrizzio? You named it! Okay, this isn’t even close to healthy."
- Nicki Elson
"Just because he’s a guy doesn’t mean he and I can’t be just friends.” “And just because you don’t have to insert batteries into him doesn’t mean you can’t be more."
"Does getting nailed by a werewolf count as bestiality?"
"That’s all women need men for? Sperm, a paycheck, and free flights?"
"My imagination plus Vibrizzio is not only equal to but also greater than a real man. Why should I settle for second best?"
"He met each newly exposed piece of flesh with a tender kiss, remembering how he’d dreamed of doing exactly this on the very first night he’d seen her."
"No amount of wavy blond hair nor evenings spent with her plump lips applying just the right amount of pressure to his various pleasure points could make up for the rotting carcass of a soul that resid..."
"Some of us feel the need to experience life before bending to the will of an arcane society."
"In what way did your parents screw up to make you the woman you are today?"
"It’s complicated. He’s not…' Human? 'He’s playing hard to get."