"Dear Lynda Carter, Please be with me in my hour of need. Especially if I don't have to twirl around to get my powers."
- Michael R. Underwood
"Vampires used to be the Dracula types, but in the last ten years most of them have become weak, brooding androgynes that only go after teenagers. A friend of mine took the opportunity to rid his whole..."
"The room continued to spin though she was standing still, but her ears were hot. She felt like she'd just slammed three doubles of tequila and needed a fistfight chaser."
"Rhiannon Anna Maria Reyes, (Strength 10, Dexterity 14, Stamina 12, Will 17, IQ 16 and Charisma 15 -- Geek 7 / Barista 3 / Screenwriter 2 / Gamer Girl 2) was Bryan’s secret weapon. Rhiannon (known to p..."
"Right now. Living. Aiming to misbehave or just trying not to fade away."
"Infighting would be stupid, since, y'know, claws and teeth."
"But, self, that thing was on TV, and this one wants to tear your liver out your nose. Run."