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"Love is poached eggs and the Sunday newspaper and slow, hard sex."

- Michael Bible

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"Satan was seen buying a cafe au lait of Friday the thirteenth in the year of the dog. He was wearing a Mexican wrestling mask and a monocle on a gold chain the color of the sun. The lights of the casi..."

- Michael Bible

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