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"A grumpy vampire is a homicidal vampire. Hungry ones were even worse."

- MaryJanice Davidson

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"How's your grandpa?""Still worried that your blackness will infect me.""That's the plan. First you, then all the other blondes, and then on to brunettes and redheads. Once we have the womenfolk, all t..."

- MaryJanice Davidson

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"A gold cage is still a cage.-King David IOh, go cry in a bag of money.-Queen Christina"

- MaryJanice Davidson

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"What can I say? Death is messy. And she had it coming."

- MaryJanice Davidson

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