"All the better to bite you, my dear!"
- Mari Mancusi
"I was dying, I realized vaguely. There was no getting out of that. The vampire author would be drained dry by a vampire. It was almost a poetic way to go."
"OMG, RAYNE! THAT’S SO CRAZYPANTS! I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU OF ALL PEOPLE ARE NOW THE SLAYER! YOU’RE LIKE SOME SUPERHERO OR SOMETHING! DO YOU GET POWERS LIKE BUFFY? AND MORE IMPORTANT, DO U GET TO HOOK UP W..."
"I’d so rather be a living snack than dead meat."
"SPIDER: I guess you’ve got a point. RAYNIEDAY: No, I’ve got a stake, LOL."
"Can we cut the Zen crap for a moment?" I ask. "I'm trying to beat this bag to a pulp."
"Where have you been?" I asked weakly. A few minutes ago I would have rather died than questioned him. Let him know I care. But I'm too sick to be strong, kick ass Rayne at the moment."Vegas" he says.I..."
"Hi, you've reached Caitlin! I'm either on the other line or I'm purposely ignoring you. Or maybe Mrs. Mitchell confiscated my phone for texting in class again... Leave a message and if I deem you wort..."
"I don’t know," she said. "I’m not sure you would like me in real life. I’m a lot different there, you know. I don’t even look the same." " I don’t care if you look like a troll with warts," Sir Leo de..."
"...I think I might die if I don't kiss you right now. A real-life kiss."