"Then I say, "Let's go and brush our teeth." So Lola says, "But Charlie, I can't brush my teeth because somebody is using my tooth." "But who would use your toothbrush?" I ask. Lola says "I think that ..."
- Lauren Child
"If God wanted us in the ocean, he wouldn’t have made the land."
"She knows that it's not my fault if I don't know how many Zs there are in LOSER."