"Happier'n young'uns bustin' outta school fer summer break!"
- K.D. Harp
"Prouder than a preschooler showin' refrigerator art!"
"Cheaper'n recyclin' yer nose tissues. --Mema"
"If your self-respect's for sale, don't complain when someone tries to bargain."
"Confidence is highly erotic."
"Never trust a woman hoarding a half-eaten bag of M&M's."