"Maybe illusion and artifice—lies, even—are a necessary part of romance."
- Jody Gehrman
"These guys may not talk too much about relationships, but they sure do blush at telling moments, don’t they? Maybe that’s the key to understanding the opposite sex; I could invent a science, call it b..."
"Supposedly, guys think about sex every eight seconds. If that's true, how can they talk to their grandmothers?"
"I tried all kinds of approaches: sexy, friendly, intimidating—nothing worked. I’m starting to think there’s an invisible force field that prevents honest communication between X and Y chromosomes."
"Think of it as a life experience," I mumbled. "Isn't your dad always saying we need more of that?""I don't think prancing around PJ Jamieson's pool in our underwear is exactly what he had in mind."
"Sometimes, a girl just has to dive under the duvet and regroup."
"Are you mad?" I ask."I was." He glances at the ceiling then back at me. "Or confused, anyway. The whole thing threw me through for a loop. I thought I'd finally met a guy at Underwood I could relate t..."