"We loved it. We loved how slow it was. We love that it took forever. Actually, we never wanted it to end. We loved the jungle, the rafts, the ridiculous armor and helmets. . .I think most of all we lo..."
- Jesse Andrews
"let’s face it: Most girls are annoying. I mean, most humans are annoying, so it’s not specific to girls. Also, I don’t really mean “annoying.” I guess I mean that most humans like to try to fuck up yo..."
"Girls like good-looking guys, and I am not very good-looking. In fact, I sort of look like a pudding"
"I am the Thomas Edison of conversational stupidity."
"Well, Greg, I think that it just means that even after somebody dies, you can... you can still keep learning about them, you know, their life. It can keep unfolding itself to you just as long... just ..."
"But a movie doesn't have to be good if it has Hugh Jackman."