"CUSTOMER: Do you have this children's book I've heard about? It's supposed to be very good. It's called "Lionel Richie and the Wardrobe."
- Jen Campbell
"CUSTOMER: If I were to, say... meet the love of my life in this bookshop, what section do you think they would be standing in?"
"Perhaps that is the best way to say it: printed books are magical, and real bookshops keep that magic alive."
"Bookshop Customer: 'Who wrote the bible?'Customer's friend: 'Jesus."
"CUSTOMER: I don’t know why she wants it, but my wife asked for a copy of The Dinosaur Cookbook.BOOKSELLER: The Dinah Shore Cookbook?"
"CUSTOMER (to her friend): What's this literary criticism section? Is it for books that complain about other books?"
"These days, we've got booksellers in cities, in deserts, and in the middle of a rain forest; we've got travelling bookshops, and bookshops underground. We've got bookshops in barns, in caravans and in..."
"CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?CUSTOMER (seriously): You can never be too prepared."
"CUSTOMER (to their friend): God, the Famous Five titles realy were crap, weren’t they? Five Go Camping. Five Go Off in a Caravan.... If it was Five Go Down To a Crack House it might be a bit more exci..."
"They are a brilliant device for shape-shifting as we can slip into the skin of authors from other times, other cultural backgrounds, brilliant minds who give us a new perspective on life and the world..."