"I personally believe we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain."
- Jane Wagner
"Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it."
"My space chums think reality was once a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand. In my view, it’s absurdity dressed up in a three-piece business suit."
"Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself."
"Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. -General Omar N. Bradley This morning I threw up at a board meeting. I was sure the cat was out of the bag but no one seeme..."
"A sobering thought: what if right at this very moment I am living up to my full potential?"
"Did I tell you what happened at the play? We were at the back of the theatre, standing there in the dark, when all of a sudden I feel one of 'em tug at my sleeve, whispers, "Trudy look!" I said, "Yeah..."