"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom."
- Isaac Asimov
"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."
"The first step in making rabbit stew is catching the rabbit."
"Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right."
"It has been my philosophy of life that difficulties vanish when faced boldly."
"If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster."
"Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
"Once, when a religionist denounced me in unmeasured terms, I sent him a card saying, "I am sure you believe that I will go to hell when I die, and that once there I will suffer all the pains and tortu..."
"Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments."
"My feeling is, quite simply, that if there is a God, He has done such a bad jobthat he isn't worth discussing."