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"Though Trish and her bad boy types weren't exactly Kindra's style, she had to agree that Violet went for quiet and uninteresting. Sort of like mild salsa. Why even bother? You'd be better off just bit..."

- Erin McCarthy

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"Honey, nobody ever knows someone completely. You have to just enjoy what you do know and have faith in the rest."

- Erin McCarthy

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"And the thing is, we can’t fail. We’ve already hit the bottom and come out of it. From here on out, if we just love and listen, we can’t go wrong, babe."

- Erin McCarthy

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"Alright, good night,” he said, his words a little slurred. “But before I pass out, I want you to know that you’re the hottest biscuit this side of the gravy boat."

- Erin McCarthy

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"Did I ever tell you the difference between a Northern fairy tale and a Southern one?" she asked him, indulging herself and letting her head rest on his shoulder. God, he felt good. Her man. Where her ..."

- Erin McCarthy

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"I am successful because of my brains and my guts, put together, and I don't need some fancy-ass degree from a bunch of sweater-vest-wearing pricks who haven't gotten laid since Bush Senior was preside..."

- Erin McCarthy

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"If I'm working this hard in the morning, I'd prefer it be because my man has woken me up with an eight-inch nudge."

- Erin McCarthy

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"And everyone is always saying that marriage is really hard and takes a lot of work. But the thing is, when you know that you love someone, those things don’t matter. You have to push all the everyday ..."

- Erin McCarthy

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"This was fun. We should find out we're still married more often.""Why, so every day can be a special new plunge into hell?""Nobody I'd rather burn with than you, babe."

- Erin McCarthy

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"Sounds like a plan. I owe Tammy a big thank-you.” Ty sighed. “I think I’m too old for this bachelor party crap.”“We’ll be planning yours soon enough.”That was so not appealing, Ty was almost scared. “..."

- Erin McCarthy

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