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"If he can't get to the clock, any idea how we deal with this lot?""With great care," Donegan suggested."How about we run off shout and they follow?" Said Gracious. "Then, just when they think they've ..."

- Derek Landy

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"He laughed and was about to retort when she grabbed his collar and pulled him into her. She clamped her lips around his mouth and mashed her face into his. He took a step back in surprise and she went..."

- Derek Landy

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"How are we going to get out of here?""Oh, escape is easy once you have the right "

- Derek Landy

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"The workshop door opened and Skulduggery emerged. "Ryan," he said, "stop leaning on my car."

- Derek Landy

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"Just because an apple falls one hundred times out of a hundred does not mean it will fall on the hundred and first."

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"That was a good day for me," Skulduggery said. "I didn't have to hit anyone. I didn't have to shoot anyone. I just sat around and talked to my good friend and partner, Valkyrie Cain."

- Derek Landy

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"I cannot have chaos erupting around me until I am prepared for it. I am a collector. I am an observer. I don't participate. My resources, and my standing, must be secure before I can allow the uncerta..."

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"Peace means nothing without freedom."

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"Kindness suits you.""Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it."

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"Valkyrie patted Fletcher’s arm. “Don’t worry,” she said. “If the bad man comes, I’ll protect you.”“If the bad man comes,” Fletcher responded, “I’ll bravely give out a high-pitched scream to distract h..."

- Derek Landy

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