"This is a picture of him from 1919, just after the war, looking like he slept in that uniform all the way from France. He still had that face, but he wasn't the same. I know there's men who came back ..."
- David F. Porteous
"I think I think, therefore I think I probably am."
"He had seen better days - though these had only served to embitter him against his current circumstances."
"After using a paint chart from a local DIY superstore to identify the skin tone of his penis as midnight chocolate, Miriam stayed down on one knee and offered him the citizenship he had always wanted ..."