"I'm a werewolf trapped in a human body.""Well, yeah, that's kind of the definition.""No, really. I'm trapped.""Oh? When was the last time you shape-shifted?""That's just it - I've never shape-shifted...."
- Carrie Vaughn
"All you know is what you think you know, but that isn't always what's real."
"Then I realized that most of the world's problems stemmed from macho dickheadism, and if I cold defeat that I could save the world."
"You're lucky to have a friend who will kill for you."So. I once had a friend who died for me, and now one who killed for me. Why didn't I feel lucky?"
"Now, what does a vampire do with a computer? Keep track of investments? Send e-mail to other vampires as you all plot to take over the world?” “I spend a lot of time on Wikipedia making corrections to..."
"You know why horror-movie characters always get killed? Because they've never seen horror movies. They don't know how it works. Right? But we do. So no one go into the basement alone. No one go scream..."
"A fucked-up family's a fucked-up family, whether or not werewolves are involved."
"It’s only a scratch, don’t cut my arm off!"
"Humans - a renewable resource."
"I'll tell you something,' Arthur said. 'Until a certain age, everyone thinks their parents are heroes. Then they grow up a little, start to understand a little more of the world, and they realize thei..."