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"FABLEHAVEN: None who enter will leave unchanged. Trespassers will be turned to stone."

- Brandon Mull

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"When jumping is the sole option, you jump, and try to make it work."

- Brandon Mull

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"Excruciating agony makes me cranky."

- Brandon Mull

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"A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.I left my battle-ax in my other jeans,” the man said."

- Brandon Mull

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"I like pancakes."

- Brandon Mull

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"Could you just call me Pigeon?” he asked the teacher when she read his name.“Does your mother call you Pigeon?”“No.”“Then to me you are Paul.”...“Nathan Sutter,” the teacher read.“My mother never call..."

- Brandon Mull

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"Are you her boyfriend?”...No, I’m her fiancé.” Nate said.We’ve been promised to each other since birth,” Summer added.Our wedding isn’t until March."

- Brandon Mull

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"It was one thing to snuggle a little when the world seemed about to end, and quite another to explain to her parents that she wanted to date an ancient magical horse."

- Brandon Mull

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"A lie twice believed is self decieved"

- Brandon Mull

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"It was an emergency!" Seth blurted. "Read my lips - emergency reading - not some demented idea of fun. If I was starving, I would eat asparagus. If somebody held a gun to my head, I would watch a soap..."

- Brandon Mull

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