"He has Van Gogh’s ear for music."
- Billy Wilder
"Jerry: Oh, you don't understand, Osgood! Ehhhh... I'm a man.Osgood: Well, nobody's perfect."
"A director must be a policeman, a midwife, a psychoanalyst, a sycophant and a bastard."
"France is the only country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper."
"You have to have a dream so you can get up in the morning."