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"Could it have been anyone, or was it destiny? When I'm considering this I find it helpful to quote the wisdom of my father, who once told me, "Who knows why the fuck anything happens?"

- Ben Aaronovitch

humortruth

"I woke in the hour before dawn, stuck in that strange state where the memory of your dreams is still powerful enough to motivate your actions."

- Ben Aaronovitch

dreamswaking-upwaking

"For a terrifying moment I thought he was going to hug me, but fortunately we both remembered we were English just in time. Still, it was a close call."

- Ben Aaronovitch

humour

"I was tempted to tell her it was because we were British and actually had a sense of humour, but I try not to be cruel to foreigners, especially when they're that strung out."

- Ben Aaronovitch

humoursense-of-humorbritish

"Five hundred years ago the notoriously savvy Henry VIII discovered an elegant way to solve both his theological problems and his personal liquidity crisis —he dissolved the monasteries and nicked all ..."

- Ben Aaronovitch

humoururban-fantasy

"We decided to go back to basics and put the frighteners on some snouts.""Really?""We adopted a proactive intelligence-gathering policy utilising appropriate stakeholders in the community and pre-estab..."

- Ben Aaronovitch

intelligencebureaucracyjargon

"We stopped and listened. Just on the cusp of hearing I detected a rhythmic pounding, more a vibration in the concrete than a sound.'Drums,' I said and then because I couldn't resist it. 'Drums in the ..."

- Ben Aaronovitch

humourmusiclord-of-the-rings

"I looked into the literature on this," said Nightingale, "and it wasn't very helpful.""There's a literature about this?""You'd be amazed, Constable, about what there's a literature on."

- Ben Aaronovitch

literature

"I've already told the police what happened, they didn't believe me. Why should you,' he said.'Because we're the people that believe people that other people don't believe,' I said.'How can I know that..."

- Ben Aaronovitch

trustcredulity

"This is why magic is worse even than quantum physics. Because, while both spit in the eye of common sense, I've never yet had a Higgs bosun turn up and try to have a conversation with me."

- Ben Aaronovitch

magicphysics
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