"Mistakes are a part of being human. Precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from."
- Al Franken
"WHAT DO WE WANT?! PATIENCE! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?! NOW!"
"Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to!"
"When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building, I didn't realize he meant our nation."
"You're not supposed to have to be rich or lucky to have a chance to do great things. Opportunity is supposed to be for everyone. And that's why I'm a Democrat."
"If we don't start caring about whether people tell the truth or not, it's going to be literally impossible to restore anything approaching reasonable political discourse."
"Politics is not just about power and money games, politics can be about the improvement of people's lives, about lessening human suffering in our world and bringing about more peace and more justice. ..."
"Paul's greatest contribution to the progressive cause wasn't what he accomplished in the senate, although he accomplished a lot. It's the way he inspired others to take action, and taught them to be e..."
"When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both."
"Does the mainstream media have a liberal bias? On a couple of things, maybe. Compared to the American public at large, probably a slightly higher percentage of journalists, because of thier enhanced p..."