"If this is a dream, may we never wake up!"
- Ahmed Mostafa
"Momentary happiness is worse than permanent misery."
"The only difference between fiction and religion is that people don't kill themselves over fiction."
"Religion springs from man's feeling of inferiority."
"I'm everything that you're not."
"I've had orgasms lasting longer than our relationship."
"Don't be afraid! Hold my hand and let's jump off that cliff together. "
"I have to convince myself every night that I love you before I go to sleep lest I wake up empty."
"Without purpose, we're zombies aimlessly roaming the earth."
"Once upon a time, I wish I had sneezed. The end."