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"And in any case...there are no more supernatural noises nowadays..."

- Villiers de L'Isle-Adam

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"Just supposing," he said, "just supposing" --he didn't know what was coming next, so he thought he'd just sit back and listen--"that there was some extraordinary way in which you were very important t..."

- Douglas Adams

loveintuition

"It's unpleasantly like being drunk." "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "You ask a glass of water."

- Douglas Adams

jokewaterpuns

"and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks."

- Douglas Adams

insanitycrazylemonsford

"Insanity is a gradual process - don't rush it."

- Douglas Adams

insanity

"That's what everyone forgets these days: there's a fine line between sanity and insanity. Lots of people are on the edge. We can't be in perfect balance all the time."

- Poppy Adams

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"Yet the best determining factor of how comfortable we are with ourselves, is our ability to laugh at ourselves."

- Wes Adamson

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"People need to make sure they have a good humor spark plug inside them that can be ignited at any moment when required."

- Wes Adamson

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"The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about the planet of Golgafrincham: it is a planet with an ancient and mysterious history, rich in legend, red, and occasionally green with the bloo..."

- Douglas Adams

humorpoet

"City of Vassillian a party of five sage princes with four horses. The princes, who are of course brave, noble and wise, travel widely in distant lands, fight giant ogres, pursue exotic philosophies, t..."

- Douglas Adams

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