"Low and behold what comes of reading too many romance novels."
- Kellyn Roth
"Nothing good in this world comes free! For everything there’s a payment of time or money or soul!"
"Ghosts!” gasped Alice. “Real, live ghosts?”“No! Not ‘real, live ghosts!’ Spooky, dead ghosts!"
"I love Alice more than life itself, but I can't keep her hidden forever."
"If Miss Elton spoke water instead of words, then there would have been a repetition of Noah’s flood."
"I’m an idiot for trying to avoid these feelings because they have caused me pain in the past."
"[A]ll these years, I had been telling myself that my feelings for you were a juvenile infatuation; a dream inspired by my secret hope that somewhere there could be a creature who could love me."