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"This house has enough nooks and crannies for English muffins."

"Turns out there’s a reason smoking is not allowed on construction sites."

"You pretty much have to take the job since you hit him with the car."

"Maybe you’re worried that I won’t seduce you?"

"Elvis is the soul of discretion."

"Elvis is in the kitchen and he’s making eggs Benedict!"

"I’ve worked with freshmen that were easier than this."

"I am not going to ask that old man if his family home is haunted!"

"He thinks you were trapped in a tree in the 1920s. How is that not crazy?"

"I was torn apart. But you, my knight, you found all the pieces and put me back together."