"Outside every thin girl is a fat man trying to get in."
- Anonymous
"You know who must be very secure in their masculinity? Male ladybugs."
- Jay Leno
"I want to know why if men rule the world they don't stop wearing neckties."
- Linda Ellerbee
"There are more men than women in mental hospitals - which just goes to show who's driving who crazy."
- Peter Veale
"Dennis Thatcher husband of Margaret Thatcher when asked who wore the pants in his house said "I do and I also wash and iron them." I only like two kinds of men domestic and foreign."
- Mae West
"It is men who face the biggest problems in the future adjusting to their new and complicated role."
- Anna Ford
"Macho does not prove mucho."
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
"No man thinks there is much ado about nothing when the ado is about himself."
- Anthony Trollope
"Nothing is so silly as the expression of a man who is being complimented."
- Andre Gide
"The follies which a man regrets most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity."
- Helen Rowland