"If you ever leave me I'll go with you."
- Rene Taylor
"The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a male is when he's a baby."
- Jacob Braude
"What would we say if men changed the length of their trousers every year?"
- Lady Nancy Astor
"Boys don't make passes at female smart asses."
- Letty Cottin Pogrebin
"Why did God make man before he made woman? Because he didn't want any advice on how to do it."
- Anonymous
"Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women."
- Marion Smith
"Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired."
- Mark Twain
"Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. She just did it backwards and in high heels."
- Linda Ellerbee
"Men who drink herbal teas are seldom serial killers."
- Rita Rudner
"If the world were a logical place men would ride sidesaddle."
- Rita Mae Brown